UNICORN IN SPACE.: Shove a cactus up a republican's butt.

mrssherlocked:

Shoving a cactus up a republican’s butt is actually a good analogy to their rape stances.
Wanna get the needles out? Sorry sir, you’ve gotta leave them in for nine months.

Oh, your wife did it? Well, that’s normal in a marriage, sorry, nothing we can do.

Needles stuck in…

(Source: nachtraaf)

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    Can’t avoid getting the cactus shoved up your arse? Well, just relax and enjoy it then! After all, it’s just a cactus...

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